CREATURE FEATURE

A myth with origins somewhere over the rainbow.
In the age of PC culture and empathy, one group thankfully remains fair game to shit on: the Irish. Long have we maligned and stereotyped the lovable lads from the land of Eyre as beatniks, drunkards, hoodlums, billy-club-toting policemen, ginger freaks, or potato-eating scum. But no characterization is perhaps more colorful than the leprechaun.

A myth after your own heart.
Every year as February begins and the Valentine’s Day propaganda starts flowing, we begin to see depictions of a little guy whose job is love. And no, I’m not talking about Mike Myers’s character in the Love Guru—I’m talking about Cupid.

Let's take a spiritual journey.
It’s a new year! A time of rejuvenation, rebirth, reinvention. So, this month’s Creature Feature is of course… the coyote? Let’s discuss.

A chilling yuletide cryptid.
Krampus? I hardly know us! Is that something? Since we can all agree that it’s something, we can move on to the meat of the story: the holidays! It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and you know what that means. Come Christmas Eve, we’ll all be visited by a colorful figure of mythical proportions. Tall, bearded, red frock, satyr horns, cloven feet—wait, we’re thinking of the same guy, right?

This month's Creature Feature comes with a side of Horsey Sauce.
Giddy up! Introducing… the kelpie! And not the dog. Think more aquatic. Think more equine. Okay, think less seahorse. Now think more seahorse. Got it? Whatever, just keep reading.